Members of the NH House have
filed most of the bills for the 2016 session of the legislature. The deadline
for filing LSRs was September 18. LSR is the acronym for legislative service
requests. Legislative Services helps state representatives and senators with
research into these fledgling ideas that may become bills. There have been 639
LSRs filed by House members thus far.
The Senate’s filing deadline is November 3. There are only 32 LSRs filed by senators thus far. It’s a safe bet that a big bunch will be filed at the last minute. Also listed on the NH General Court website are the 56 LSRs that have already been withdrawn. Only the titles of the LSRs and the lead sponsors are available, so it can be difficult, in some cases, to know what the bill is really about. In others, there is little doubt.
The Senate’s filing deadline is November 3. There are only 32 LSRs filed by senators thus far. It’s a safe bet that a big bunch will be filed at the last minute. Also listed on the NH General Court website are the 56 LSRs that have already been withdrawn. Only the titles of the LSRs and the lead sponsors are available, so it can be difficult, in some cases, to know what the bill is really about. In others, there is little doubt.
We all know that NH has some
serious issues that need to be addressed. In looking at the House LSRs, it
seems that the most important problems we face in NH appear to be guns and
abortion. Get ready for the non-budget session of the biennium, with a side
order of special sauce on account of the presidential election. Avoid the sauce
if you have allergies, since it was prepared in an area contaminated by nuts.
State Representative Michael
Brewster represents Epsom and Pittsfield. He appears to be the winner in this
years “most LSRs filed contest,” after filing a whopping 37. It seems that
Brewster has some grievances with our judicial system, regarding the custody of
his child. Most of the 37 LSRs Brewster has filed involve judges or the judiciary
system. Brewster has also filed an LSR calling for the impeachment of Governor
Hassan, and another to remove the five executive councilors from office. But,
so far, my absolute favorite of Brewster’s LSRs: “prohibiting the general court
from filing legislation in the second year of the session.” Well done, sir.
There are several bills
calling for a registry of drug dealers to be created. House Majority Leader,
Jack Flanagan, has one that would establish a registry for people convicted of
heroin related offenses. There isn’t a registry for the bankers who destroyed
the US economy, but Flanagan wants to put some poor junkie who gets caught
buying a bag on a registry that will forever impede him from turning his life
around. (A gun registry would be tyranny!) Jack Flanagan is pondering a run for
Congress in the second district.
Rep. Gene Chandler is one of
the sponsors of an LSR aimed at amending the NH Constitution on the issue of
domicile. The Republican dedication to limiting voting rights continues
unabated. Other states are looking at expanding voter rights. New Hampshire is
not one of them.
State Representative Don
Leeman would like to require drug testing for public assistance recipients.
This has proven to be a big waste of money in other states, where the only
winners were the companies who raked in the big bucks for finding a tiny
percentage of people who failed the test. One wonders how far this would go.
Would the families who receive assistance for their children with disabilities
be required to pee into cups? Leeman filed another LSR that would restrict the
use of food stamps in convenience stores. Many SNAP recipients live in areas
where there are no supermarkets and there is no public transportation.
Apparently it was a long, hot summer in Rochester, with nothing to do but think
about ways to demonize the poor.
Self-styled Constitutional
scholar, Rep. Dan Itse did not disappoint. He may have been overshadowed by
Rep. Brewster in the number of LSRs filed, (Itse only filed 28) but he did
manage to bring his usual level of peculiarity to the process. Itse has filed
an LSR that would change the marriage license requirement to a requirement that
couples obtain a certificate of intent to marry. He would also like to proclaim
the second week of September as Patriot Week.
An LSR was filed calling on the US House and Senate to consider a constitutional amendment prohibiting campaign contributions, unless the donor is eligible to vote in that election. Free Staters Ed Comeau and Max Abramson didn’t utter a peep when a libertarian millionaire from Texas inserted his “free speech” into the special election in March that gave Yvonne Dean-Bailey a seat in the NH House, but both are sponsors of this LSR. Continuing on in the tradition of legislating personal grudges, Abramson has also filed an LSR requiring the testing of law enforcement officers for steroid use. Abramson was arrested and charged with felony gun charges for attempting to break up a party at his house (in a residential neighborhood) by firing a gun.
An LSR was filed calling on the US House and Senate to consider a constitutional amendment prohibiting campaign contributions, unless the donor is eligible to vote in that election. Free Staters Ed Comeau and Max Abramson didn’t utter a peep when a libertarian millionaire from Texas inserted his “free speech” into the special election in March that gave Yvonne Dean-Bailey a seat in the NH House, but both are sponsors of this LSR. Continuing on in the tradition of legislating personal grudges, Abramson has also filed an LSR requiring the testing of law enforcement officers for steroid use. Abramson was arrested and charged with felony gun charges for attempting to break up a party at his house (in a residential neighborhood) by firing a gun.
There are at least 8 LSRs
regarding firearms, but most of them aren’t coming from the gundamentalists.
One would create a criminal penalty for providing a firearm to an individual
that is prohibited from having one. Another would require firearm owners to
have liability insurance, something that might go a long way to cutting back on
stupid. For example, Max Abramson’s party trick would have caused his insurance
rates to go up.
There are also 8 bills aimed
at either hindering or ending a woman’s right to bodily autonomy. The faked up
videos done by an anti-choice group got the GOP all wound up into thinking they
can somehow ride to victory in 2016 by forcing women to serve as involuntary
incubators. NH has never been a part of Planned Parenthood’s fetal tissue
donation program. (Only 2 of 48 states are). Demonizing Planned Parenthood
means demonizing the thousands of women who rely on their services. Planned
Parenthood saved my daughter’s life. They are often the only health care low
income women in rural areas can afford to access.
It’s a wonderful bit of hypocrisy to see how many Free Staters support the various bills. These are people who claim to be all about freedom and libertea, but as always, when the surface is scratched, libertarian freedom applies (and appeals) to white, heterosexual men. And as always, the sponsors of these bills vote against any programs that help women, children, and families.
This is just a small snapshot of what will be coming up in 2016. It’s a mere thumbnail of the bad and the bizarre, but there are a number of LSRs that sound good. Some originate right here in Carroll County. In the coming weeks, I’ll cover those, too. Meanwhile, watch out for the allergens.
It’s a wonderful bit of hypocrisy to see how many Free Staters support the various bills. These are people who claim to be all about freedom and libertea, but as always, when the surface is scratched, libertarian freedom applies (and appeals) to white, heterosexual men. And as always, the sponsors of these bills vote against any programs that help women, children, and families.
This is just a small snapshot of what will be coming up in 2016. It’s a mere thumbnail of the bad and the bizarre, but there are a number of LSRs that sound good. Some originate right here in Carroll County. In the coming weeks, I’ll cover those, too. Meanwhile, watch out for the allergens.
Published as an op-ed in the October 30, 2015 edition of the Conway Daily Sun